Me Without You...

Posted: Monday, April 12, 2010 by soul112 in
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Me without you is like
A pot head who's not high
A plane that doesn't fly
A suicidal that doesnt die
A fat man with no boobs
A condom with no lube
A starcraft with no noobs
A hooker with no luck
A hoe that doesn't suck
A slut that doesn't f***
A shoe with no laces
A nerd without braces
Asentencewitoutspaces
A gay guy without style
S**t without a pile
A phone without a dial
A desk without a seat
Socks without feet
A heart missing its beat
(-_-)

Real Life Sign Posts

Posted: Thursday, April 8, 2010 by soul112 in
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Caution - Water on Road During Rain
(Well Naw!)

Entrance Only - DO NOT ENTER
(Okay so I dont enter at the Entrance?)

Do Not Set Yourself On Fire
(Oh Dang! I was Just About to!)

Warning - Children Left Unattended Will Be Sold to the Circus.
(Just what I always Wanted!)

Quote from George W. Bush

"Its Clearly A Budget, it Has Alot Of Numbers In it."

Nasi Katok Review 2 (Nasi Katok Sabirin)

Posted: Wednesday, April 7, 2010 by soul112 in
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Ok... whats for lunch ey? masak meggi? masak indomee? buat hotdog? buat burger? hmmm... apa ah? ahah!!! *lightbulb* lets go hunt for nasi knock knock (Nasi Katok)

bah... destinasi nasi katok for today ialah tidak lain dan tidak bukan *drum roll* Nasi Katok Sabirin... ya betol.. nama yang tidak asing lagi dalam dunia pernasi katokan di Temburong...

Lokasi kedainya cukup strategik bagi siapa yang ingin berniaga makanan yang simple ani... its located at the heart of Tembird itself just across the Tembird River and next to the Jabatan Sekolah-Sekolah Building... belakangnya kadai tayar tu... jgn diaga kadai tayar eh... ada karang kana umbani tayar trak ah....

once you're there... you'll be served by one of their employees for your orders...
so apalagi? order lah... you get to choose the sambals as well as the parts of the chicken... kalau aku nda lain tu... Paha Padas satu... Paha as in Drumstick and Padas as in Spicy or if you're not into Spicy stuff just order Biasa as in Normal Sambal... and by the way... if diri atu nda tahan makan padas, jgn mandai-mandai kan ngoder padas... confom nda lagi tebunyi paluh-paluh... because they take sambal padas here too seriously... its for the hardcore Sambal Padas Fans... it is EXTREMELY SPICY... I repeat EXTREMELY SPICY... so prepare your cold beverages because you'll need it...


Simple packaging...

but I tell you... it really packs a punch...

Lets take a look... hmmm...

There you can see the red hot Sambal Padas...

It's calling me... *makan akuuuu... makan akuuuuuuuu*


There you can see the Drumstick chicken....

A closer look again at the Spicy Sambal... if you can't take the heat... go get the Normal Sambal



So thats it for now.... all this review making makes me hungry.... so see ya next tyme for more Nasi Katok Reviews... BYE!


Nasi Katok Review 1 (Nasi Katok Mimi)

Posted: Tuesday, April 6, 2010 by soul112 in
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Today is a good day to review Nasi Katoks... so I'm gonna start with a new place in Tembird, opened recently selling Nasi Katok *duh*....

Anyhoos, the place is situated in Bangar area and specifically at the Jabatan Daerah Flat. How to get there you asked? Its at the 2nd simpang to the right and once you entered it, you'll see 2 twin flats in front of you and the flat that your heading is on the right side... go up the stairs to the 1st floor on the far side of the flat and once you're on that floor, its on the right side just before the 2nd floor stairs...

Give it a knock and kepada yang beragama Islam atu... appropriate kasi Assalamualaikum... nda jua bisai kali ah kan tekatuk-katuk rumah dangan nda membari salam... karang kana hidangi pemarang karang....

Once you've katok the door, make your order and wait for 15 minutes or so... by the way... kalau anda ani jenis yang nda suka menunggu... sila dial talian hotline mereka +6738657173 and place your orders... unlike me being jobless at nite... i'd prefer the old fashion of langgar and order...
Ok Selamat Mencuba!

The packaging looks nice.

As soon as we open it, u'll notice how the food is arranged nicely... this is a good selling point.

The chicken is well cooked, not too oily... macam ayam KFC (nyum nyum) sia-siapun

Good portion of rice and sambal, btw sambal pun not bad... not too spicy, ini bisa menambah lagi selera para pembeli...

Not to forget, bukan saja nasi dijual disini, tetapi POP ICE pun ada jua... i got mine coffee flavoured and i'd say its quite nice...

Faces of the 2 satisfied customers (gambar atas and bawah)

so thats it for now... more Nasi Katok Reviews to come... BYE! (^_^)

MOAR!! MOAR!!! MOAR!!!!

Random Things That Are Useless

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*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.
*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.
*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
*Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different.
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people
*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day
*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum
*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
*Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.
*The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
*The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.
*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.
*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.
*Most toliets flush in E-flat.
*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
*A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
*The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."
*Frowning burns more calories than smiling.
*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
*A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.
*Children grow faster in the spring.
*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.
*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.
*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.
*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
*Red is the most commonly colored vehicle involved in accidents each year.
*The swastika was originally a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today.
*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
*Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes eewwww

Hi...

Posted: by soul112 in
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Hello... hari ini adalah merupakan titik permulaan aku membuat blog aku sendiri.... buat masa ani belum lah aku tau apa nak aku paparkan... but i'm sure lah... InsyAllah ada jua kan dilihatkan....

Blog ini aku akan post perkara yang random aje... so nothing in particular lah...